as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

JUST GOT MY CRINGE MONEY FROM MY FAIL HUSBAND

if demon megan fox killed my boyfriend i would simply date her

i don’t go nowhere without my ruler

Why

incase my dick grow on accident

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

why would u drop acid lmao. pick it up 😂😂

head empty just bees buzzing

call that a hive mind

how dare u be funnier than me 

oh and since I’m acknowledging how young you all are: never ever ever ever ever ever under any circumstances alter your educational decisions for a boy 

Even if it’s your father.

Especially if it’s your father.

I am a simple bisexual. I see a woman with a knife strapped to her upper thigh, and I go ‘hggghhkkkkk’

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

Body by Mother Mother