Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

the pun “this post is pushing me to the limit” truly went underrated af

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

im not gonna spoon feed the straight people in this post any information or common sense about how your feelings about a joke and systematic restrictions and oppression of gay people isnt the same thing like at all

Me whenever I’m slightly inconvenienced

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

“On purpose now” 😂

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

i’m a simple woman; i see brie larson, and my brain produces serotonin

you guys just see “brie larson” and smash that reblog button, don’t y’all?

*wakes* How did I get like this? Oh, no, wait, this is perfect.

it takes years to learn the difference between who to let go and who to be patient with. the same way it takes years to know what you deserve and what you don’t. so hang on there, growth and experience come with time.