Carpe the motherfucking Diem

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

no but why is it funny but also so real like- maybe im thinking too hard but "they eathim on sundays" like- that goes sooo hard like it sounds to poetic wtf

the engineers designing the tesla truck

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

thought it comes from caves

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

easy mistake

ah, nuts

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

you are thinking of quartz again

incomejob from a girl with huge capital

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

best use of the underwater filter on this app