Random Somebody

Wow these posts are hot shit.

Poop

Hello to all the hot babes I've taken to bone town in the past OF WHICH THERE ARE A TON

My restaurant got married, now I have a restauruncle.

Oh to be a random Tumblr user, shouting nonsense into a black abyss just wishing for someone to hear them in a fit of inspiration.

Winston Churchill shirt

Gonna make a burger place that just looks like a plain reception room with obscene wait times and call it "burgatory"

Consider for just but a moment: *bones rattle*

You know truckers have a saying that goes, "You're either a diesel drinker or a gas gobbler" and I think that's beautiful.

Shoutout to cheesebot, they're a real one ✊✊✊