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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face