VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS FROM SERIES 1 AND 2 OF BBCâS TORCHWOOD. feel free to edit as needed to suit your muse and / or situation !
â this is quite homoerotic. â
â sorry, iâm a twat. â
â donât hurt me, please, iâve got asthma! â
â Â they know more about this place than i do. Â nobody knows more than i do! Â â
â only in the bloody countryside. â
â you went to murder rehab? â
â we couldâve used you an hour ago for naked hide and seek. â
â note the sarcasm. â
â iâm not gonna hurt you. iâm gonna bloody kill you! â
â this is gonna end in tears. â
â give me one good bloody reason why i should, one good reason why i shouldnât keep screaming! â
â i know everything. and it says so on the bottom of the screen. â
â thank you for that disney moment. â
â Â they ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each otherâs hearts, âcause obviously that wouldâve been weird. Â â
â are you always this dressy for a murder investigation? â
â god help me. the stories are true. â
â mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string! everything, absolutely everything. no phons, phones all broken. hello, anyone there? no, âcause the phones arenât working! â
â of course, bananas are far more interesting. â
â oh, right, their heads must explode all the time. â
â you wanna be in charge? you need to have significantly bigger balls. â
â uh, heâs guessing. typical medic. â
â letâs all have sex. â
â and i thought the end of the world couldnât get any worse. â
â one day iâll have the chance to save your life, and iâll watch you suffer and die! â
â sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul. â
â what you do in private is none of our business. â
â this is [nameâs] voicemail, donât leave a message. â
â some fetishes should be kept to yourself. â
â oh, you are warped on the inside. how do you think of these things? â
â all i want to do today is marry you. thatâs all i want to do. â
â i was brought up never to speak ill of the dead. even if they still do most of the talking for themselves. â
â we donât have a song! and if we did have a song, it wouldnât be this song. â
â because youâre breaking my heart. â