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also here’s an important announcement that in modern verses, anouk is a world-class fencer and has also published a couple of scholarly articles, kit is a rising star in the fencing world under anouk’s tutelage as well as building her career as an orchestral conductor, lyse plays for the orchestra national de france, and in addition to being a model ( which she’s not wild about and was largely pressured into ) cari is trying to kickstart a career as a singer
a really, really cool thing anouk can do is battle is be sword-fighting someone with one hand and controlling magic with the other. it’s like she’s singlehandedly playing an invisible string orchestra; plucking the strings of magic, twisting them, shaping them, while also fighting with a sword. lots of magicians could and have learned to do it, to different degrees, but she’s the only one of the losenta magicians who can, because they don’t have the same knowledge and understanding of their powers that the sovetti magicians who raised anouk do. it is extremely difficult and incredibly draining, though, requiring her to be fully focused on two completely separate things at once, and she’s actually passed out from it before—one issue is that unless you’re paying super close attention, it can be easy to lose track of where your limits are and when you cross them. the ultimate cool ( but highly dangerous ) thing she does with this is close her eyes to focus completely on the magic while continuing to physically fight just based on reflexes. she’s only able to do this due to years of intense training and not for too long at one time, only used in desperate cases. ideally she would always have someone to watch her back for that last one, since she loses all but her most basic awareness of her surroundings—she’ll be fine on reflexes if she just keeps fighting one person, but if the situation on the battlefield changes, for example, she’s at a disadvantage.
i rewrote anouk’s Whole Entire Story p significantly so expect a heavily revised bio sometime in the next few days tbh
“You have to pretend that you get an endgame. You have to carry on like you will; otherwise, you can’t carry on at all.” independent si.mon sn.ow rp blog as interpreted by garet. art credit. ♥

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“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ” from anouk, this woman's a professor,
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the cry is enough to cause uma to jump to the side with a squeak, along with all the other people in the hall. after all, no one wants a toad to hop by their leg, and she’s wearing a skirt under her robes, which would make it worse. (this is why she’s so happy that she begged her mum to let her get an owl instead, they’re so much better trained.)
sure, she probably should help professor savi, but at the same time… she has to get to herbology, and the stairs aren’t the kindest at this hour so… nope, she’s gonna hurry away. // @sanctuarias.
❛ what you do in private is none of our business. ❜
❛ WELL, IT’S ALL AS WELL TO THAT, young master. ❜ lotto stoppers a bottle, sets it on a nearby shelf, and reaches for another. it’s methodical work, easy to get lost in, but he knows better than to let his focus drift : apothecaries rarely get to nearing eighty if they don’t learn that lesson fast. ❛ reckon some folks’d be a lot less keen on certain, ah, remedies if they could see what goes in ‘em. some secrets are best kept strictly within the trade. ❜ and he taps his nose with a conspiratorial wink, grinning.
( at top volume ) THE MOST FAMOUS SECRET ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD. accepting ! @forslaughter
❛ are you always this dressy for a murder investigation? ❜ hi surprise me i miss you
❛ ONLY THE ONES WHERE people with cameras are following me to the police station. ❜ of course, word is out. overnight, suspected hit and run has become possible first degree murder, and just when kit is beginning to settle into a life where she’s both an orphan and an heiress, she feels like she’s back to day one. the shock. the confusion. the flash of cameras. anouk’s concerned eyes following her out of the room. she’d insisted on coming to this meeting by herself, and now she’s here early, she refuses to let herself regret it, pulse beating anxious and quick. ❛ are you always this forward with grieving witnesses? ❜
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VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS FROM SERIES 1 AND 2 OF BBC’S TORCHWOOD. feel free to edit as needed to suit your muse and / or situation !
❛ this is quite homoerotic. ❜
❛ sorry, i’m a twat. ❜
❛ don’t hurt me, please, i’ve got asthma! ❜
❛ they know more about this place than i do. nobody knows more than i do! ❜
❛ only in the bloody countryside. ❜
❛ you went to murder rehab? ❜
❛ we could’ve used you an hour ago for naked hide and seek. ❜
❛ note the sarcasm. ❜
❛ i’m not gonna hurt you. i’m gonna bloody kill you! ❜
❛ this is gonna end in tears. ❜
❛ give me one good bloody reason why i should, one good reason why i shouldn’t keep screaming! ❜
❛ i know everything. and it says so on the bottom of the screen. ❜
❛ thank you for that disney moment. ❜
❛ they ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each other’s hearts, ‘cause obviously that would’ve been weird. ❜
❛ are you always this dressy for a murder investigation? ❜
❛ god help me. the stories are true. ❜
❛ mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string! everything, absolutely everything. no phons, phones all broken. hello, anyone there? no, ‘cause the phones aren’t working! ❜
❛ of course, bananas are far more interesting. ❜
❛ oh, right, their heads must explode all the time. ❜
❛ you wanna be in charge? you need to have significantly bigger balls. ❜
❛ uh, he’s guessing. typical medic. ❜
❛ let’s all have sex. ❜
❛ and i thought the end of the world couldn’t get any worse. ❜
❛ one day i’ll have the chance to save your life, and i’ll watch you suffer and die! ❜
❛ sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul. ❜
❛ what you do in private is none of our business. ❜
❛ this is [name’s] voicemail, don’t leave a message. ❜
❛ some fetishes should be kept to yourself. ❜
❛ oh, you are warped on the inside. how do you think of these things? ❜
❛ all i want to do today is marry you. that’s all i want to do. ❜
❛ i was brought up never to speak ill of the dead. even if they still do most of the talking for themselves. ❜
❛ we don’t have a song! and if we did have a song, it wouldn’t be this song. ❜
❛ because you’re breaking my heart. ❜
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he’s no stranger to the SCRUTINY of queens. this one encounter, though, may just matter more than it usually would. he’d rather have kit loretta approve of him than not, elias realizes, especially given her connection to anouk. he takes a SLIGHT BOW, the mischievous spark of green eyes for once dimmed. ❛ at your service. ❜ he doesn’t have the heart to tell her not to be WARY of him ; perhaps she should be, and given her circumstances, he expects nothing less of her.❛ i’m surprised you’ve heard of me. i’m merely a family friend. ❜ he ever so rarely avoids getting involved in a city’s politics, after all. IRONICALLY, it seems he’ll keep landing into the same kind of situation regardless.
❛ I KNOW. ANOUK TALKS ABOUT YOU. ❜ glowingly, in fact, which means kit should probably be making an effort to be somewhat nicer than she is. it’s just that she doesn’t like feeling like she’s missed a step, and it’s hard not to ; she wasn’t expecting this. ❛ i was hoping to find her, actually. if it’s all the same to you, i think i’ll wait for her to come back. ❜ she knows her way around anouk’s rooms nearly better than her own; those are only where she sleeps. this is where she comes when she wants to breathe, exist without reluctantly-given titles and the pressure of every choice that’s ever weighed on the kingdom of losenta weighing on her, instead. but elias was here first, not just today, and it feels uncomfortably like she’s presuming to intrude on his space, as well. so rather than boiling water for tea, or anything else she might have done to pass the time, she sits. ❛ please, don’t let me get in your way. ❜

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marcella riggins hadn’t tried to hide her work. on the contrary, she’d put it on display. the three agents’ bodies–––what was left of them–––lay on the floor, their limbs arranged in a disturbing tableau. a macabre version of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. sitting like a centrepiece on the glass coffee table was a single ruined helmet. stell examined the helmet and found a folded piece of paper tucked beneath. inside, in elegant, curving letters, there was a single line. STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
ind. marcella renee morgan of v.e. schwab’s vengeful. established october 2018. written by libby.
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so, in modern verses, anouk’s first language is italian. luisa’s is german. kit’s is catalan, cari’s is spanish, and célène and lyse’s is french. this has given everyone a listening understanding of everyone else’s first language, but not the ability to speak them, which means you’ll very frequently hear a question being asked in one language and five people replying in four or five other languages ( which becomes a whole conversation, which is weird for anyone who happens to walk in )
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❛ OH, I DON’T THINK i’m much good for imagining things. anne’s much better at that than i am. ❜ though perfectly happy to join in, anne’s ideas and natural affinity for storytelling make diana content to let her friend take the lead in all of their games. ❛ she’s ever so convincing. once we imagined the wood behind green gables was haunted, and i couldn’t go near it after dark for weeks. ❜ an affected shudder, pretty face curled in a frown. she and anne had terrified themselves beyond all reason about that wood–––she still remembers the evening anne had appeared on her doorstep, breathless and trembling, after miss cuthbert made her take the woodland path to the barrys’ house one night. it had cured them both of letting imagination run away with them, that was for sure and certain.
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and so you see, HERO is in fact synonymous with SACRIFICE. you say hero so as to cleanse yourself of the guilt, but it is your hero who you expect to walk through the flames for you. with or without armor, holding excalibur or holding his own weight, that is what you require in good faith. you stand back and watch as he battles your dragons, wages war with your demons, dies for your sins. you cheer in order to mask the relief, tears streaking down your cheeks in mourning. he is as much a man as you. he bleeds as red as you. and you will use that blood to salvage your own, will you not ! ! ! he will not seek cleansing, and you will not offer it. he will need validation, and you will not afford it. you will let him believe that he wields death when it is death that you have allowed to wield him. and you know why? because he is not your hero. he is not your cape and cowl, your knight in shining armor, your david with a slingshot. no, he is not your savior. HE IS YOUR SACRIFICE. and god, is he W I L L I N G … — r.b.
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