Its Me Again, No You Dont Know Me

laughing my ass off when you bring orin’s netherstone to gortash he like calls over his goons to put pressure on you to hand it over, and you can insight check and it’s like “he’s teasing you. he knows you’d never actually submit to him” and you can be like “can we just keep our own stones” and he’s like “i’m not here to play games. hand it over or face the black hand of bane” and you can insight check again and the narrator says “he did miss this” as he’s grinning lovingly and also kinda evilly at durge and even then you can be like “no fr i’m keeping my stone” and he’s just like “oh that’s okay too no worries! just messing with you! really excited to rule the world together :)” as his armed cultists and automatons are just still there in the background???

sceleritas fel: fear not, my most vile and gloriously wicked master! truly, your humble butler is delighted for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, i am so serious

im not really a huge fan of gortash as a stand-alone character but the durgetash dynamic is wildly fascinating to me. theyre trying to take over the world together. theyre only ever submissive for each other. they kinda wanna kill each other but kinda wanna fuck just enough more. theyre the only one who will ever understand the other. theyre star-crossed lovers and their gods are so fucking pissed. they want to torture each other. theyre so unhealthy but definitely the healthiest relationship either of them will ever find. and theyre both so fucking insane