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Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

whoa

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

When in a hurry put on mismatched socks.

when bae tells you to quit clowning around

when you try to read a text on the landline 

when you write boobies on the calculator in math class and you must show everyone in your immediate vicinity

thats a wrap. great job everyone.thanks for your. help

Yall need to chill I’m on mobile

Listen

I don’t need to see tiddy while eating McDonald’s ok

Listen

F U C K O F F

LISTEN

But tiddies are good for you :o

Tiddies are the soul food of the mind.

AND THAT TIME AND PLACE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE AND NOW

You can (not ) Stop the tiddies

But who can?!

bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up

i love how every time Kendrick Lamar features on another artists song he literally just blows every other feature out the water, casually makes the song his own

why did i get rec’d cuphead x bendy and the ink machine yaoi when i reblogged this

get rich or die 9 times trying