Blackhill4ever

Ok but hear me out. College!BlackHill and Maria is the mascot and only Phil, Morse, and May know. Maria is the hot tall lesbian so of course it would be fitting that she’s the mascot. When Natasha finds out…. She loses it and her panties in the process.

I raise you, Natasha is one of the cheerleaders that dance with the mascot. Somehow, even with the giant plushie head, she always gets away before they can ambush her into revealing who she is. Natasha takes it upon herself to unmask the giant mascot that has dared to steal the show from her.

Daisy and Raina are one of the craziest parallel duos out there I love them so much they hate each other so SO much and it’s so fair from both perspectives I love themmmmm

I wish the entirety of the Black Widow movie felt like the intro credits