Rooster Teeth writings and ramblings

I know core is called Squad Team Force now??? Not dead keen on that but whatever

Family fluff with the lovely Geoff. The daughter is unnamed.

No warnings, just you, Geoff and a little girl.

The Ramsey house was silent, not unusual for 5am. You were fast asleep as was your husband, Geoff, who was holding you close to his chest. His hand rested on your stomach and his face was in your hair. The whole scene was peaceful. That was until you had a visitor.

The door opened a crack, your daughters little head popped in, then she slid her whole body into the room. She shut the door as slowly as she could then climbed up onto her parents bed. She accidentally stood on her fathers leg in her rush to get up to you causing him to grunt.

"Daddy" She whispered while shaking him sightly. Geoff didn't open his eyes but tightend his grip on you.

"Your daughter is awake"

"This early in the morning, she is your daughter"

"Daddy! It's Saturday, I wanna play" Her little voice whispered again. Geoff rolled onto his back to look at her and smiled as he noticed her wild bedhead.

"We sleep in on Saturdays, bubble. You wanna lay down with us?" He said quietly. She nodded enthusiastically then cuddled in behind your back, face buried in her fathers chest.

Geoff smiled, pressed a kiss into his daughters hair and reached over her to hold you again. You all fell asleep again only for your daughter to wake up again at 8am and demand to watch cartoons with you.

Aka Jeremy learns about skincare.

No warnings, all fluff and facemasks.

"What's this do?" Jeremy asks, holding up a small jar of one of your face masks. You take it off him and put it back with the others.

"It's a pink clay mask, makes my face look all nice. Stop messing with my potions." You tease, knowing full well he will not take you seriously when your face is covered in a charcoal mask.

"Do you really need all these? I mean-" He starts.

"If you are about to tell me I'm pretty with or without them, I will throw something at you."

"Alright, I will shut my mouth"

"They make me feel good okay?" You admit sheepishly. He breaks out in an adoring grin before leaning forward to kiss the side of your head, careful to avoid the face mask.

"Can I try one?" He asks after a moments pause. He grabs the charcoal one he watches you put on earlier and goes to open it.

"Woah, Woah, Woah. That's expensive and I don't want you wasting it by getting most of it in your beard, let me put it on"

He sits very still as you apply it to his face. He complains that it's cold which earns him a playful slap to the chest. He's watching you the whole time and it takes all your willpower not to kiss him right there. You sit back and admire your work.

"What now?" He questions. His hands raises up to touch his face but is swiftly caught by your own.

"You leave it alone and let it dry for 15ish minutes"

"Only 15? Great!"

Exactly 8 minutes later Jeremy interrupted your reading with a loud, bored sigh. You glance at him practically lying on the floor, resisting the urge to laugh at him.

"Has it been 15 minutes yet?"

"Not quite. About 7 more" You answer and another groan erupts from him.

"Has time stopped moving? It feel like it's been an hour!" He whines. You chuckle and close your book, placing it to the side.

"Watch one of those Achievement hunter compilations you like, they're around 10 minutes right?" You suggest

"Phones dead" He mutters. You roll your eyes before getting up to wash your own mask off.

"Write a song or something, you've got 5 minutes" You shrug with a grin, walking past him to the bathroom. He jumps up and hovers at the door, watching you.

"First question, do you actually think I could write a song in 5 minutes? Second question, why do you get to wash yours off now and I'm stuck in purgatory for the next 100 years?"

"Answer 1, no. Answer 2, I put mine on first and don't be dramatic" You laughed while drying off your face and inspecting your skin in the mirror. Your happy with the results.

"It looks exactly the same"

You shoot him a glare.

"Which is absolutely beautiful" He recovers quickly. You smile and beckon him over to the mirror so he can see the hardened mask on him, you quickly snap a picture to send to Michael.

"Aw man I'm never gonna hear the end of that" He whines.

Later that week, on Off Topic, the picture came up. After a few minutes of Jeremy defending himself, Gavin asked if he thought it worked.

"Don't tell Y/N, but my face felt so nice and soft afterwards." Jeremy replied, rubbing his face. Michael texted you with 5 seconds.

Hi everyone. I would like to share some thoughts and feelings after watching this week's off topic episode. Feel free to skip, this is a personal rant.

I started watching Achievement Hunter in 2012, I was 10. I loved how their content just felt like a group of friends, something I had never really experienced before. I watched content for hours and hours. I knew more about them than I did about my own family. Over the years I haven't watched as religiously but I still try to keep up. As I take a look at who I am, I realise that AH have really shaped me as a person.

I see Gavin in the way I act with my friends, little bastard energy.

I see Michael in the way I talk, aggressively but with a heart of gold.

I see Ray in the my humour, deadpan sarcasm.

I see Jeremy in my enthusiasm and ambition to achieve my dreams.

I see Jack in my care for my friends, I would do anything for them.

I used to idolise some asshole that used to work there. Fuck that guy.

I feel I have taken a lot of lessons from Geoff. I try to support my friends through everything. I even started reading again when he did.

No one has done more for me than Lindsay. She helped me come to terms with my bisexuality. To see someone who looked like me and then to find out that she was like me in yet another way? It really meant the world to me.

I realise not everyone can have this connection with AH because they don't see anyone who looks like them. I hope that changes. I don't think I'll ever be able to truly explain how much this company means to me. I hope that through some changes, it can mean a lot to even more people.

Thank you for reading ❤️

I. LOVE. THIS

James needs to listen to reader the whole time or he'll just let the conversation drift to work, so he really doesn't say much. He loves listening to you talk anyway. As your rambling away about some children you met in Mantle, he eye catches movement behind a pillar. He comes to an abrupt stop, jerking you a little as you went to continue forward.

"What's wrong dear?" You ask. His gaze still glaring into the distance. He pulls you behind him and readies his gun.

"Stay behind me" He orders as he creeps towards the pillar. He presses his back to the stone and you cautiously wait a few feet away. He spins around and points his revolver at the target on the other side, only to be met with...

A sheepishly grinning rainbow coloured student.

"Hi General Ironwood" Neon waves awkwardly.

"Neon." He sighs, putting away his gun. "What are you doing?"

"You and your spouse are just sooooo totes adorbs. I just had to be here" She gushes and he hears you giggle behind him. Just as he goes to snap at the girl about privacy and what he expects from his students, you place a delicate hand on his shoulder.

"Well I would say you've seen enough Miss.Katt. I'm sure your team are dying on your report of the situation" You said with a hint of a smile on your lips. Neon smiled even wider and skated away quickly.

Your arm slips back into his and your head rests on his shoulder. His lips touch your hair ever so quickly.