Spyt is Most Likely Bored

tell me not to buy this adorable buckskin sabino weanling  filly

let’s play a game and name her- 

sire- Knievals Pushin Starbucks

dam-  Lady Jazzy Cash

Jazzy Starbucks

2019 European Eventing Championships - cross-country

Michael and Chipmunk sailed through the finish flags with eighteen seconds to spare – and they did so despite a bizarre incident in the middle of the course.

“There was a strange situation – I galloped around the corner to fence 17 [the Rathaus table] and a guy was walking slowly into my way and shaking his hand,” he explains. “I was confused because he didn’t have a flag, I didn’t know, was he trying to stop me? But because I was looking to him, I lost my distance and I had a shit jump. I looked back after the fence and the crowd was screaming, ‘you have to go on!’ I lost my rhythm; it was a stupid situation.”

Though it’s unclear whether the mystery man was a fence judge attempting to stop Michael because of a previous faller, the fence in question isn’t one of the marked stopping points on course – in part because it directly precedes the tough final water.

Quote vie EventingNation / TIlly Berendt

>> I saw people commenting on the fact that there was indeed a rider still down at the water complex that came right after the table Michi is jumping. But they apparently managed to get the rider out right before Michael arrived, so he may not have seen it at all.

Me: "Called it"

IT CAN EVEN DO THIS IN TOTAL DARKNESS

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/07/how-colorblind-cuttlefish-may-see-living-color

When you’re almost getting a heatstroke but you look metal as FUCK