Something @ Someplace in Time

Some Wilma ink 😍😍😍

u woke up. it was dark. where were you? it was freezing. a chill runs down your spine as a haunting cry fills your ears. what was that. wilma. you look down to whats keeping you captive. yes ur captive. what first seemed to be a rope is actually pink and long and spindly. its frozen. u start to wish u werent so high from drinking weed. u never believed the story of wilma. u wonder if youll live to tell this story too. probably not since i mean theres a rabid dog polar bear thing staring from the darkness behind u. samuel, the dog-bear furry hobbles over to you, somehow, seeing as he only has one leg. he has realised that you have awoken. when he is up close you realise that he has very large teeth and six collar bones. he removes one of his collar bones and stabs you in the neck with it and injects something into you. it causes you to hallucinate more. or are you seeing what’s truly there?

you have had a rough day and u go to a club. u take marijuana and smoke meth. you wander into the forest bc ur trippin balls. your just walking through the forest. you are very hungry and looking for food. your search hasn’t been worthwhile. suddenly a bush with berries. you are FEASTING on the berries. then wilma the mistake errupts from the bush!! oh my!! you’re horrified by this!! she reaches out and strokes your arm with her soft, meaty, hooves. you notice she has thick juicy arms, they’re long and winding and limp. somehow she’s able to stroke your arm. also, here’s Samuel, he’s here too. he’s some weird dog-bear furry who is missing a leg. he has rabies. you may think, “oh dude I’m like tripping on acid, this is a normal hallucination.” but the feel of that hoof was all too real. it feels like a clean, dry newborn puppy corpse, soft with small hairs but cold to the touch. you are unable to speak as Samuel breathes down your neck and lets out a mighty roar.

What Really Went Wrong Between Iron Man And Captain America.

Tall People 👥 (Feat. Dan Howell, Phil Lester, & LEO THE GIANT)

at the end of our #TATINOF show in Clearwater tonight the ENTIRE audience stood up holding these signs!! (even written in Comic Sans and Papyrus) what an awesome surprise thank you ❤️

Terezi shouldnt be walking to Japan via a land bridge in the year -40,000

(One day I will cover all of Phil’s youtube history :P) 

this garnet, im the weather

ill probably make this into a sticker sometime