~somasis

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

Delivery Psychosis is a brain-altering disease first documented in the early 2030s. Symptoms include heightened aggression, territorial behavior, lack of ability to process or retain new information, lack of conscience, propensity to live in squalor, desire to live in hilly, rocky areas, desire to own dogs, desire to own 4 or more cars on one property,

When i delete a post it goes back inside me

if you stay with your partner long enough they start undergoing the maillard reaction and produce complex flavors and are responsible for the crust on your relationship

you don't even like me. you just like my dubious morals and fat ass

wait hold the fuck on

the slogan for gatorade is WHAT