jedi worrier

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

same but i don’t care so much about bits i just wanna oscillate between 5’7 cute girly girl and 5’10 cute rock chick

I was thinking about how irritating I find it to see all these people who talk and look exactly the same all the time like the labubu dubai chocolate girl dinner industrial complex etc but honestly it’s just true that the average person does not really want to think for themselves on any level and every generation has people who are legitimately charmed by consumerist trends or who just stick to them because they can’t come up with anything on their own and this one just stands out more because social media is the consumerist trend machine that rewards you for consuming trends in real time and all of this is also why people will treat you like an alien from outer space or a living prophet omniscient being if you have even remotely unique taste of your own. All this being said yes I am better than these people though

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

3D

4 or 5D

1E

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

wait, if you watch the clone wars does anakin’s turn to the dark side in revenge of the sith not give you whiplash