robert lutece pointing a glock at father comstock

Somewhere out there a girl is preparing to ask another girl out, a girl is preparing to propose to her girlfriend, two girls are planning their wedding. Is that beautiful or what

Lucy Lawless?  More like Lucy Flawless.

sorry idk what u guys are posting, ive blacklisted every word in this site

in mass effect there is an alien lizard man who was raised from the age of 7 by jellyfish to become the galaxy’s most feared assassin

becoming a cryptid to everyone you knew in high school is gay culture

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

hey can i get a BOOBLESS lizard people race, and a two liter coke

why would a fish need sunglasses

what the hell i just say

@ people who dont eat on their beds: yeah i get it, you are better than me in every way, but watch me devour this three foot long baguette while lying down