not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

actually everyone pause because i just remember "who else if not her" and i feel like killing someone give me a second to find it

You can lie when you name things

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

Show daddy that nice picture again

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”

Junji Ito is the funniest motherfucker alive

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn