revolver ocelot hate account

you have to love the badly written female character. you have to save her by thinking about her and loving her more than her creators did. you have to give her the same depth you do to shitty underdeveloped irrelevant male characters

Every morning in the torture dungeon, the torturer (love your job and you’ll never work a day in your life) goes around greeting his victims with, “wakey wakey begs and achey.”

war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform

—hideo kojima

its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence

like there is such a huge contingent of people to whom War Crimes are a funny imaginary fake thing but sexual assault is Real and Serious and yknow to point out the extermely obvious it is because they are mostly usamericans/imperial core residents and therefore they can imagine one type of harm befalling them (therefore making it Real and Serious) and not the other (thereby making it Funny)

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

also there's no one stopping you from loving a badly written woman. in fact sometimes a badly written woman will crawl inside your brain and live there forever.