Dirk's Blog of Daily Shitty Art

It's kind of a niche read, not sure if you've ever heard of it, anon.

Sharpen my claws, lay around and fuckin' nap for hours, plot world domination. You know, cat things.

TT: Hi Jade, fellow mentally ill person. Let's make robots together and have them fuckin' fight in an epic rap battle. Mine of course will win with my excellent grasp on the English language, but I digress.

TT: I have no context for this.

Anyway, Applejack and I are fuckin' chilling out.

Wait a fuckin' minute, anon. Firstly, Applejack isn't even American. She's from Ponyville. Do you even know your basic geography? She is "vaguely southern". Secondly, anon, she's not even *close* to being a smart asshole. She has a whole character arc dedicated to the fact that she is too polite. I won't let you besmirch her good character like that, okay, bro? Don't come here and fuckin' show your ass like that ever again, bro.

Alright, first of all, sugarfreerooibos I had you tagged as anon and didn't realize. Honest mistake. Secondly, apology to all followers as I fell off the daily grind due to mental and physical health issues. Tooth pain fuckin' sucks a bag of dicks. We should be back to a semi-regular grindset as of tonight because I can't ever fall asleep. Thank you all and keep fuckin' grinding on.

Who in the what now?

I'm throwing shitty DirkRoxy at all of you and fuckin' running away.

Had to gauss it to 'em.

Who the fuck is Dirkuu?

It has a lot of potential. Now you may think I'm a bit possessive of my favorite pony, but I assure you, as long as she's open with her communication, I would graciously accept her polyamorous relationship with Obama, with so much fuckin' maturity and respect.

Fuck, he's on the offensive.

Digimon is the obvious and superior choice. Fuckin' love that shit.