I Fought For This Country, And For What?

Whatever. Name’s Soldier Boy. Yeah, that Soldier Boy. The one your granddad lied about meeting in ‘Nam.

You got somethin’ to say, you say it here. You got questions? Ask box is open. But I swear to God, if one more of you asks me about Homelander, I’m burnin’ this site to the ground.

Affiliate canon RP blogs and tags:

@ashley-barrett-official

@littledollsupe tag: #GuysandDolly

Jadie, the social media assistant: @jadie-harte-official tag: #Jadie’s input

@mariaevangelia1920 tag: #bootsandbibles

@dollyintl tag: #BoyandKid

(OOC: If you wanna start an RP storyline with him just dm me. Wanna be a canon character? Send a message to my blog!! Not looking for any more OCs rn for long RP. Casual interactions are fine but I’m chock full on long RP OCs!!

I play ben as hardcore closeted bisexual and slightly nicer than canon Ben.

My version of Ben isn’t as obsessed with Clara/Stormfront as a love interest. He isn’t hung up on her. But he also resents the implication he would unknowingly sleep with a nazi for several decades even if it’s absolutely true.

The pink text is my OC Jadie, she’s the assistant who runs his socials! Feel free to ask her questions as well!!

Trigger warning just because it’s Ben, he may say things that I as a person do not agree with as a fully ‘out’ bisexual woman. Harsh language, sex, potential for homophobia (he’s bisexual but he’s found narnia), etc.

Please god ask him about Homelander it will probably be hilarious

Alleged. Rugrat’s fine I guess. Prefer my kid over the star spangled psycho and his fuckin mess of a family.

I don’t do labels, what type of tight fucking hole I stick my cock in is my business unless I say otherwise.

You think I’m gonna fuckin broadcast my weaknesses to the world? Fuck you.

(His hearing is really good, he doesn’t like loud noises. - Jadie)

I’m not one for directing, I prefer to be in front of the camera not behind it.

I’d like to be in a western someday though, fuckin love those movies.

Well… even the prettiest lady has to choose the wrong man every once in a while. He’s alright. Fuckin asshole though.

I don’t fuckin know what that means. Alleged son and my epic fuckin daughter.

I smoke after everything, sweetheart.

No, to both. I don’t do heights. Men were born with two feet on the fuckin ground, and I’m not a pussy for wanting to stay that way.

(Getting him on an airplane is a task I’ve never been able to overcome. - Jadie)

Don’t push your new age bullshit on me, I don’t do labels or any of that shit.

In the 70s your preferences were your own goddamned business.

Back in my day we just called that Mardis Gras…

We- you people get a whole fuckin month now? It just for queers or did yall find a way to complicate it?

…you chucklefucks celebrate goddamn anything these days. I wouldn’t be complaining as much if it wasn’t for the fact that you all party like the fuckin asthmatic nerds at prom.

I’m already gorgeous, doll, but I appreciate the compliment… I think…

That’s what I said! But those pussies in fuckin advertising and media said it was ‘against our branding’ or whatever fuckin nonsense they usually say instead of ‘we don’t like it’.