i am here, walking the dinan'shiral with you.

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

-wakes up in cold sweat- The Inquisitor probably ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time because they heard the Divine scream for help, leading to them touching the orb, forever changing them physically and setting them on the path of depersonilization. Solas became mortal because Mythal asked him to help the People, taking a physical form and beginning his path of becoming a symbol. They both started on their path because someone asked for help, and they couldn't resist helping

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to