OowoO

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

Doctors: damn that’s crazyyy. Have you tried curling up into a ball and crying like a little bitch?

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

I know this is a joke but I have definitely had a doctor look through the notes as I’m talking to them and just say “That’s….*deep breath* a lot.”

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

my very favorite thing about Johnny Depp is that his entire career has been structured such that I would be entirely unable to recognize him based on facial features alone

the doves in the video are like “Whats up gamers welcome to another eating tutorial”

@maltese-swans

My favorite part of Destiny is when you die and your Ghost floats there waiting to revive you meanwhile every enemy within a 30 yard radius is shooting and punching and doing their damnedest to kill your Ghost but he’s just like “Nah.”