SolaceSSBC

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

curious as to whether ao3 had an uptick in traffic yesterday...

delighted to learn there is an increase in ao3 traffic corresponding annually to christmas, thanksgiving etc. truly the "meaning of the holidays" is about reading porn to cope with being stuck indoors with relatives

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

every day i am surrounded by people who need more naptime, and more playtime, and more storytime, and more playdates and parties and sleepovers. when it comes to worktime, however

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please

I'm trying to find you I promise

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?