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leaving for africa, senku didn't give taiju no keys, no instructions, and taiju was seen in homewear in the anime.
DID THEY LIVE TOGETHER PRE-PETRIFICATION? IS THAT WHY SENKU THINKS OF TAIJU AS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF HIS LIFE HE LITERALLY CAN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY WITHOUT? ARE THEY THE ULTIMATE BESTIES EVER?
do yall think after Ace's dream Deuce would feel awful because he didn't think of Yuu coming back home, but instead concidered their existence a natural part of his "happiness", making him to be the worst friend possible, cuz he knows how much Yuu wishes to go home
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I want to see shadowpeach's falling out just as much as any other guy, but I would fucking hate if it was a one-sided thing. I don't want there to be a wronged one and the one who wronged him. I don't want there to be "I'm completely blameless" and "You ruined everything, you stupid bitch".
I want them both to be equally to blame. I want them both to go out of their way on emotions, I want Macaque to absolutely shit on SWK’s feelings and wishes, because he's blinded by the ideal version of Wukong he created in his mind so much he refuses to see the real SWK, who desires to change for the better. I want Wukong to rage, to writhe in antagonizing hatred, because his best bud, the Six-Eared Macaque, literally doesn't fucking listen to any word he says to him. I want Macaque to actually make Wukong chase shadows, while he assumes his identity and makes the pilgrims believe that Wukong is still the same Monkey King, even though it’s literally the opposite of what SWK tries to accomplish. I want Macaque to actually, meaningfully hurt the pilgrims, so that Wukong would have no other choice but to go back. I want Wukong to genuinely disown Macaque, to hurt him with painful, bitter words, because he feels so betrayed, and I want Macaque to retaliate the same way, because he, too, feels just as betrayed. I want Wukong to fucking snap, I want the decision to fight Macaque to be completely conscious on his part, I want him to be bitter and unmoving, I want Wukong to absolutely willingly hurt Macaque to the point he would never return and their fates won’t cross anymore, taking his eye.
I want them both to refuse to see each other’s point of view in their blind pursuit. I want them both to take the wrong path to the goal they believe to be correct. I want Macaque to cling to the past Wukong promised him without realizing that it’s just shackles to both of them. I want Wukong to chase that thought of “being better” so desperately he refuses to acknowledge that this pursuit hurts those he once cared the most about instead.
I want them both to be wrong. And I want them both being consciously wrong and not seeing it until the very end. So that now, when they are both changed people, they could reconcile and be like “oh yeah, I guess I had a very fucked up mindset back then, huh. And I was just as much of an asshole to the other as he was to me”.
JUST HURT ME. BUT NOT BY LAYING ALL THE BLAME ON SWK, I HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT AS IS.
ПЛАЧУ СЛЕЗАМИ СЛЁЗ ЭТО ТАК КРАСИВО??? СЛОВАМИ НЕ ПЕРЕДАТЬ НАСКОЛЬКО Я СЧАСТЛИВА???? КАК ИЗ МОИХ ПОЧЕРКУШЕК МОЖНО СОЗДАТЬ ЧТО-ТО НАСТОЛЬКО ПРЕКРАСНОЕ???
ГОСПОДИ СПАСИБО ЧТО Я ПИШУ ФАНФИКИ ПОТОМУ ЧТО ЕСЛИ БЫ НЕ ПИСАЛА Я БЫ НЕ УВИДЕЛА ТАКОЙ КРАСОТЫ
"every major baddie problem in the lmk universe is caused by SWK not dealing with his shit properly"
exept he dealt with all the shit and i'm tired of people ignoring it to paint him as an ignorant, uncaring bastard.
(very very minor s4 spoilers, so the cut)
Demon Bull King? Got his ass whooped and was sealed away for however long years it took for an entire ass megapolis to be built literally on top of him, causing absolutely no trouble to anyone whatsoever. Oh, and what sealed DBK? The staff. And if you'd care to know SWK outside of the LEGOverse, you'd realize how strong was SWK's resolve to seal DBK - keep him relatively safe, one might say - by using his trusty staff. The guy would literally die seven times over than let go of this thing.
Also people like, ignore the fact that canonically SWK stuck around the area (for the most part to stalk MK, but still), so he was literally there to deal with the DBK family if something went southwards? He didn't, because MK was able to hold the staff and the legend of the Monkie Kid then began.
(also zero antagonistic feelings towards DBK from SWK, like, whatsoever. i bet the dude actually wanted DBK to be free, cuz he felt bad abt it)
Macaque? In a morally gray manner, still very dealt with. SWK killed the dude. He was literally as dealt with as it can be. Or what, should SWK have predicted that after thousand upon thousand of years later a spirit (he dealt with too) would pull Mac out of Diyu? Yeah, I'd like to see that thought process.
SWK isn't omnipotent, he isn't even that far-thinking. Never was, actually. So holding that against him is like, very stupid. Especially because you don't do it to any other character in the show.
Spider Queen? Wouldja look at that, also pretty much dealt with. We don't really know how exactly, but we know that she lost literally every ounce of power she had and had to resort to living in the sewers, prolly never to cause troubles ever again because, well, we never even heard of her until the special. SQ was pulled onto the scene by the Lady Bone Demon.
Which is, again, something SWK couldn't predict even if he tried.
And now into the fun part.
Lady Bone Demon? Was sealed away by Tripitaka and also didn't cause any trouble until DBK decided to use this freaky coffin he knew literally zero things about for his plans.
"But he should've killed LBD!!!"
He tried. Believe him he tried. This decision just wasn't his, and if you hold it against him and not Tripitaka, shame on you.
"He should have told the crew about LBD!"
He really couldn't have.
And people thinking that are blatantly ignoring SWK's character. Not that obnoxious fan favorite uncaring bastard one.
SWK deals with things on his own. That is just how he is, how he always was and he never learned to do it the other way around. If that's a fight, he'll do it, because he's damn strong. If it's to scout the mountain, he'll do it, because Bajie is a lazy ass motherfucker. If it's to find food for Trip, he'll do it, cuz he's fast and his eyes are awesome.
Same applies here.
LBD? Tried to kill her and Trip didn't let me -> Basically I didn't do the job right -> WTF I always do my job right, I am Sun Wukong hello???
It was, dare I say, a question to his pride, and SWK will forever be prideful. And when he acts on his pride, he does it with style and flare, in the most stupid way possible.
Hence all of the s2 off-screen investigation arc.
"Well, he should've told about the Samadhi rings!"
It would've endangered Mei, questioned his at this point in time very shaky authority and ability to handle shit, and prolly would've fucked Mei up a very whole lot.
You don't go and say to a person that they are a part of the most dangerous seal in the world and could die and destroy everything they love because you fucked up long time ago (again, very much jabbing at his mentality of 'Sun Wukong can do no bad job, and if he does he'll better fucking die trying to make it right').
Was his plan a shitty one? Obviously. Like, no question asked, it was a shit show of a plan. Very in character, though (SWK handles all the shit because he thinks he can).
And this little character arc of SWK not learning a damn thing results in him, oh golly you would not believe it, running off to do things on his own because he thinks he can handle it, because he's THE Sun Wukong who already handled this in the past.
Who woulda thought.
MINOR S4 SPOILERS START HERE
And the new addition to the baddie group, Azure Lion. Won't be addressing all 'SWK is a betraying bitch' because the show refuses to give us SWK's perspective and I hate it.
But you already know what I will say, because you know the truth. He was dealt with. Got his ass whooped and sealed away in the inky scroll. To be pulled back onto the scene by a third party that Wukong literally couldn't have known about.
See a pattern?
SWK deals with the shit, some unknown variable meddles in it, suddenly SWK is an incapable asshole who left the problems for the poor lmk crew to deal with.
MINOR S4 SPOILERS END HERE
Wukong did his job. Someone fucked him over by undoing his job. He tried to deal with it again the only way he knows how, but the solo play doesn't fly anymore, so he made it kinda worse.
He's not an unbearable, incapable asshole because of it.
And I'm tired of people not seeing this.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk, I am Sun Wukong Apologist till the day I die.
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Mirage - Prime (aka the tired grandpa), 87 - Lee (aka the funky uncle), 03 - Leonardo (aka the dad), 12 - Leo (aka child#0), 18 - Leon (aka child#1). Guest appearances: 03 April and 03 Casey
Leon: And what happened to the presumption of innocence?!
Leo: You are literally holding half-eaten pudding.
Leon: Well, where’s the proof it’s yours?!
Leo: Turn it around, it’s written in black marker on the package.
Leon:
Leon: Okay, I may have eaten your pudding.
*
Leonardo: Did you do this?
Leo: No!
Leon: Why would we do something like this?!
Prime, looking at the camera: Turns out, they did do this.
*
Leon: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Prime: I barely like you the way you are.
Leon: Oh.
*
Leonardo: How are you feeling?
Leo: What?
Leonardo: How… are you feeling right now…?
Leo: What are the words you’re saying to me?
Leonardo:
Leonardo: I think we may need to talk to a professional.
*
April, looking at Leonardo scolding Leo and Leon: I know they’re Leonardo’s counterparts, but…
Casey: They totally act like a family. And Leo’s the father.
April: Yeah…
*
Leo: We did this completely normal thing.
Lee: Yes…?
Leon: And… there might be a 10 feet tall mutant chameleon in the sewers now.
Lee:
Lee: You know, I thought I was the chaotic one.
*
April, on the phone: Uh, Leo? Are the kids outside, by chance…?
Leonardo: Why, yes. They’re… what did they do?
April, staring at the Foot Tower painted in green: A lot.
*
Leo: We may have disagreements…
Leon: No, we may not. We either agree or duke it out until one of us submits to the other or dies.
Leo:
Leo: Alright, square up.
*
Lee: I got a word from Donatello!
Leonardo: Oh! He’s staying in the… Twelfth Earth, isn’t he?
Lee: Yep! They are apparently waging a war to an alien race!
Leonardo:
Leonardo: THEY WHAT.
*
Leo: Apparently, Donnies waged a war to an alien race…
Leon:
Leon: I bet a hundo mine caused it.
Leo: Two hundreds on mine.
*
Leo: So..
Leon: Yep...
Lee: Pay up.
Both: You weren't even a part of the bet!
Lee: And still won.
*
Leon: I need adult supervision.
Prime: And you came to me?
Leon: You won’t care to stop me from doing stupid shit, and I still can claim an adult was present nearby.
Prime:
Prime: Fair.
*
Leon: So he resorted to locking us in.
Leo: So it seems.
Leon:
Leon: Should I portal us out or you’d pick the lock?
Leo: Let’s do both.
*
Leonardo: Do you think-
Leo: He doesn’t.
Leon: Hey!
*
Leonardo: How about we stop talking about real life traumatic experiences as if they are funny stories to tell at a campfire?
Leo and Leon: Hey, you asked for stories.
*
April: Hello, what are you doing in our house?
Leo: We’re grounded.
Casey: Did… did you run away again?
Leon: He will get tired of grounding us eventually.
*
Leo: Fucking hell-
Leon:
Leo: What?
Leon: I always forget that Mikey's the language police in your family.
*
Prime: Do you think by this time at least one Raphael has died at the hands of his counterpart?
Lee: …why would you even say that?!
*
Leo, on the phone: So, if we did this thing, would you be upset?
Leonardo: Definitely.
Leon, on the phone muffled: Well damn, we should’ve asked him before we did it then.
*
Leo: There’s approximately a 93% chance of failure.
Leon: Damn.
Leo: Yeah, right?
Leon: It's better than we ever had!
*
Prime: How did you manage this?
Leon, on the phone: We didn't!
Leo, on the phone muffled: We might be in dire need of assistance.
*
Leo, on the phone: Aniue, can you get here?
Prime: No, I’m busy.
Leon, on the phone muffled: It’s about Lee!
Prime: I’ll be there in a minute.
*
Leo, pointing at Prime: Aniue.
Leo, pointing at Lee: Ani-sama.
Leo, pointing at Leonardo: Aniki.
Leo, pointing at Leon: Aho.
*
Leon: What does Aho mean in Japanese?
Leonardo: It means an idiot.
Leon: Oh.
Leon: THAT BITCH…!
*
Lee: Is Camilo joining us for dinner?
Leonardo: Who’s Camilo…?
Leo:
Leon:
Lee: Oh yeah, we didn’t tell you about him, did we. He's a 10 feet tall mutant chameleon.
Leonardo: What?!
*
Prime, looking at Leo and Leon: For how long have they been going?
Lee: It’s been three hours now.
Leonardo: I had no idea it was even possible to play one match of Uno for so long.
*
Leonardo, to Leo: Give me all your lock picks, now.
Leon: HA!
Leonardo, to Leon: And you’re going to give me your sword.
Leo: That’s what you deserve.
*
April, visiting the lair: So I take it Leo did not, in fact, get tired of grounding you?
Leon: We’ll find a way to run away even if it would be the last thing we do.
Casey: Or you can just… stop pulling dangerous stunts, so he won’t ground you anymore.
Leon: No.
*
Leonardo: I trust Leo fully.
Leon, on a note he left: I went with Leo just in case!
leo's hands are horrifically scarred because in the first season this idiot thought containing giant fucking robots that are five times bigger than him by wrapping METALLIC CHAINS around his bare hands is a good idea (I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman, Showdown pt.2).
with Baxter it was manageable, because he held the robot with Raph and Donnie, but with Kraang Prime, the chains just... tore and ripped his skin, because of course they would, Prime was very eager to get away and metal can be very damaging, when pressed to... anything under pressure, especially something like, albeit scaly, turtle skin, and after that Leo also had to swim back to safety through not that pure and clean water. So, yeah...
he usually hid these scars under the bandage wraps (because they, for one, were really ugly and because they reminded the brothers of the 'we left leo to die' episode), but after some time... he kinda accepted them for what they are.
The proof of him saving his family and the world.
so maybe it was okay to be proud of them, just a teensy bit.
87!Leo gently waves from behind them, smiling while having a delightful tea party with both Casey Jr. and Chloe, who still have their own, loving parents.
03!Leo: This.
12!Leo:
Rise!Leo:
Both: Yeah fair.
Later
Rise!Leo: Just to be sure, we're totally taking the kid in, right?
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Rise!Kids adopt-type of crossover, but it's just Leon stealing 12!Leo because 'baby they don't deserve you, I'm your people' and encouraging 12!Leo to pursue a career as a comedian.
When the 12!gang gets there and tries to understand what the fuck's going on, Leon just slaps a dollar-store fake moustache on 12!Leo's snout and goes 'counterpart? what is a counterpart, this is my most dearest cousin wtf do you mean creepos are you here to steal my cousin???'
12!Leo plays along because he genuinely finds this hilarious. Rise!Kids are playing along because well yeah, it's technically kidnapping, but now Leon doesn't bother them with his lame jokes, and that's nice. 12!Leo's pretty cool too (and he made sure they know everything's under control).
Leo is a fairly decent cook (they all are), he had to be, as the oldest in a family with the father who had to go out for prolonged time to provide for food. And it was fine up until the moment Donatello introduced advanced electrical utensils into their lives.
Leo's fine with their old gas stove, fine with their old-fashioned stove kettle, fine with mincing meat and chopping vegetables by hand, fine with mixing dough and cream and other mixables only using his trusty whisk, but the moment his hand touches any electric utensils, all goes down for some reason.
This guy can sneak a look at an advanced piece of alien tech and master it to be considered one of the best pilots in known universe, but he cannot for the love of him figure out a simple toaster.
This phenomena is actually studied by both Rockwell and Donnie, and they are yet to make any breakthroughs.
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