THE FUTURE IS NOW

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life