moved

assassin's crossing

animal creed

Yall should be reblogging this instead of being mad at Bernie for being unable to show up to lgbt debates. Biden is not our candidate, he never has been. 

Andrew Hussie really has a knack for creating female characters who, were they not involved in the events of homestuck and lived in the real world, would rule over the intricate dramas and political upheavals involved with a career as the assistant manager of a Claire’s

alright this is very important. rb and put your race/ethnicity and opinion on avocados in the tags 

glados is sexy i hate to say 

not like weird human personifications of her or anything just the regular robot one that says mean things to me 

I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle

It’s designed that way. 

im not even from your country!!!

it’s designed that way.

I firmly believe the best stories happen at- at Walmart self checkout- I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying fruit loops (laugh) and there was a tall, TALL country dad there and his lil five year old daughter and I- when i was buying my fruit loops i dropped them and i said "fuck... my L O O P S" and i remember like.. in the back hearing "YEAH. DONT BE AFRAID TO SPEAK!!" and i was like "what?? and he was like "You're angry bout yo cereal! Say it! Say FUCK with your CHEST" and i was like "F U CK" and his (laugh) lil daughter was like "yeah my daddy lets me say bitcH"

if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my room. homosexualizing.