18+ ᴏɴʟʏ! ᴍᴇɴ & ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ (ʙʟᴀɴᴋ ʙʟᴏɢꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ) ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪꜱʜ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏ ᴘʟᴀᴛꜰᴏʀᴍ.

╰┈➤ ᴛᴀʟ’ꜱ ᴘɪᴄɴɪᴄ ʙᴀꜱᴋᴇᴛ

✧. ᴍᴏᴏᴅʙᴏᴀʀᴅꜱ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʙʟᴏɢ .✧

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Do you a) offer them a treat (like a fucking dog).

Do you b) say “oh you’re so angry. Here’s the iPad to tell me how you feel” condescendingly.

Do you c) leave him inside so he can run wild and take the remaining four kids out.

Or do you d) all of the above

Here’s what you ACTUALLY do (once again, I save the day with an EXTREMELY hard child)

“Do I need to call [redacted] to let her know that you are being disrespectful? If you want to come to the playground with us you need to clean up the room first”

“But teacher I hate you and I want to go now”

“If you used your words first the room would not have needed to be cleaned up. The more you throw things the more time you will spend cleaning it up and not being on the swings”

“But teacher I’m evil”

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Born and raised my friend