it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

I’m a lame ass romantic bit ch but I want to be a cool ass independent bitch but my lame ass wants to be loved so badly

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

im the mutual who introduces my two other mutuals to each other and they end up becoming really good friends and start to ignore me until they finally get the guts to softblock me and months later (they’re dating now btw) they mock me in their skype calls while calling each other a furry and fast forward two months and they’re hardblocking each other because of kin drama and three weeks later one of them contacts me to help make a call out post for the other one

This is weirdly specific are you okay

Let’s go on adventures and have car sex under the stars

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