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        “Hi, hello.” Klaus swayed over to the other, grinning brightly at him. “You’re new around here, what can I do you for?” 

               “So.” 

Klaus leaned over the piano of the choir room, smirking over at one of the other kids. He honestly was still a little shocked that the teacher in charge of this stupid little singing group had blackmailed him into enrolling. But it didn’t mean he couldn’t have some fun. 

“Uh, no. You look like you’ve been through hell and a bender and probably a disappointing orgy all on the same night.” He stuck his hand into Klaus’ cigarettes and stole one. “So what’s your deal? You immortal like me?”

        “Okay, so who the shit are you and what the fuck is my face doing over there?” He gestured vaguely toward the other’s face, narrowing his eyes. He’d heard of doppelgängers, but he’d never actually seen one in real life. This was weird and freaky. 

        “Soooo... What you’re saying is, technically, you’re the asshole who keeps sending my ass back onto this piece of shit earth, then?” 

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I’m not dead guys I promise, I’m just dealing with stuff and can’t manage to find a second to be on here :c But I want to write, and I will soon! It’s just school is insanely hard to get back into after 3 years and my dog got sick (she’s better now!! C:) and I’m always sleepy from it all.  I’m gonna be back soon I promise 

It would be a lot easier to simply walk away. But Murphy had never been one to take the easy route, and besides, he hardly had anything that was his own. So what if it was a dumpster? It had become a security blanket of a kind, his own trashy territory. He wasn’t about to let some random guy bask in it like he owned the thing. “Last chance,” Murphy said, setting his bag down and rolling up his sleeves. “Get out, now, or I’ll throw you out.” Not that he’d have much luck with that, giving that he was as scrawny as a twig. But the other guy didn’t look much bigger, either.

          Klaus grinned as he watched the other get upset over him being in a dumpster he didn’t even care about. Yeah, it seemed like it had some good stuff so far but Klaus wasn’t one to stick around places very long and until now, he didn’t actually plan on staying. Now he just kind of wanted to annoy this guy. 

Castiel basically snorted at his response and licked his lips. “Well those would be… interesting sounds to be pleasure but sure, okay.” Just the thought of someone making those kind of sounds in the bedroom was hilarious, most likely ending in the police getting called and it getting really awkward, fast. It would make for a good story.

“You definitely can and have…several times. I wouldn’t poke the bear too many times. He might take you out of the equation like your brother next to you.” Castiel could see the ghost that hung around Klaus but knew that he wasn’t malevolent. “Nice to meet you Klaus. Why don’t we get out of this bad neighborhood, hm? You hungry?”

          He looked over and raised an eyebrow in a sassy way, blinking at Castiel with an annoyed sigh. “Um, excuse you? My sounds of pleasure are great, you would know if you were all up on this.” He motioned to himself, even though he looked a mess and yeah, no one would be up on that right now. Yeah Klaus had only been screaming for help, but he wasn’t going to admit it to the pretty magic man. 

        Well. He had not expected that.

Klaus grinned and laid his arms over the edge of the dumpster, tilting his head as he picked his teeth with his pinky nail. “Hm. That’s cute, thanks for telling me what to do but I think I’ll stick with my own decisions if that’s alright with you.”

        Klaus sighed and rolled his shoulders, trying to rid himself of some aches from how badly he wanted to find sweet release in a colourful pill or two. But no. The plan was to get sober. 

           Klaus’ eyebrows rose instantly, having expected the other to get angry with him, not strip down. Though honestly, he wasn’t about to complain. Klaus grinned and watched, bright green eyes showing just how much he liked this outcome.