the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

please may i have some coochie

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

Amnesic neutral

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

people hate on twilight but it is THE only movie ive ever watched where the 17 year olds actually act like 17 year olds, complete with awkward silences and overall dumbassery. nobody is smooth or clever at all, everyone is uncomfortable, half of bella’s responses to anything that happens to her are “um” and tbh that’s true to life! that’s cinematic realism baby like it or not

like if you’d ask her what’s wrong reblog if you’d buy her a tropical summer drink

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

this post shot me in the neck

wow uh violence isnt an answer hunty

Sir this is a McDonalds

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?