me so dorty?

hey if you’re a man i’m gonna need you to never approach a woman who’s alone at night time. don’t care what your intention is– unless it’s an emergency, don’t. you probably have no idea what the jolt of cold terror and/or the gnawing dread feels like in these situations. thanks

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

i guess so

This is feminism

Why did he put on like three different hats

ITS-A-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

if you not goofy we not compatible

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN