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My brain is a cursed, cursed place so here have this:

Angelica: My Alexandeeerr.

Alexander: Angelica.

Angelica: Don't forget to viiiiibbbeeee.

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Harry: Draco has an insanely strong opinion on everything. Go on. Ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Hermione: Draco, what is the worst multiple of 3?

Draco: 12, obviously, idiot.

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Sirius: The Malfoy kid? The Malfoy kid!

Sirius: *Laughs hysterically*

Sirius: You’re DATING the Malfoy kid!

Sirius: Merlin, Lucius is going to hate this!

Harry: It’s not funny. His father hates me.

Sirius: EXACTLY!

Sirius: This is almost funnier then when I told my family I married moony!

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Remus: why are there tiny handprints on our walls?

Sirius, whispering: why are there tiny handprints on the walls?

Toddler Harry, whispering: because I have tiny hands

Sirius: because he has tiny hands

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IM C R Y I ng G!

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Installed by madam pince after an incident with Sirius and Remus

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James: guys I have to tell you something

Peter: what's up

Sirius: yea what's wrong

James: I'm gay-

Remuus:

Remus: ayyy same!

Sirius: hi fives

James: yeah!

Peter: *blinks in aro*

Sirius: hey hey guess what!

James: what?!

Sirius: I'm sleeping with Moony *jazz hands*

James:

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius: too far??

James: eh it's fine I'm sleeping with your brother

Sirius: WHAT

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Sirius: Okay, so here’s the tea.

Dumbledore: For the last time Sirius, it’s called a report!

Sirius: Do you want the tea or not?!

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sassy sirius💗💗😋😋😋🥰💗💗🥰😋😋

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[after seeing Remus transform into a werewolf for the first time]

James: Merlin's pants!

Peter: *screams*

Sirius: People, please! We're all frightened and horny.

my heart ACHES bc i feel like james and sirius would be AMAZED about fred and george and the other way around too. why everything around the marauders has to be so CRUEL.

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James: Sirius... I have a crush on a boy.

Sirius, ecstatic: No way! Who??

Sirius: But just so you know, if you say Remus I'll smother you in your sleep. Moony's mine.

James: It's not Remus...

Sirius: Oh Merlin, cut the crap Prongs, who-

James: Your brother.

Sirius:

James: I have a crush on your brother

Sirius:

James, sweating: Sirius, please say something I'm getting nervous

Sirius: Huh? Oh. Oh, no, I don't have a problem with it, if that's what you thought

James: Oh thank fu-

Sirius, wrinkling his nose: But really? Regulus? Shit taste in men Prongs, everyone knows I'm the better brother.

James:

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regulus: i gave sirius a ‘get better soon’ card

james: i didn’t know he was sick

regulus: he’s not

regulus: i just thought he could do better

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the way i laughed on the bus with a stranger next to me its bizarre

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james: if i were a gardener, i would put our ‘two lips’ together

regulus: *exasperated yet flustered*

remus: *to sirius* why aren’t we like that?

sirius: if i were a gardener, you’d be my hoe

remus: that’s why

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James: Look, as a straight man, I think-

Sirius: Wait, what did you just call yourself?

James: …a straight man?

Sirius: Oh, so we’re just saying things now?

Sirius: As a toaster, I-

James: Shut up Sirius.

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sirius: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

remus: you alright?

sirius: just thinking back to the time when i was fourteen and regulus called me gay

remus: and?

sirius: he was right

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Harry, drunk: [to Draco] Malfoy has no idea I’m in love with him

Draco, shocked: You are in love with me?

Harry: Oh sorry

Harry: [to a random Hogwarts student at their side] Malfoy has no idea I’m in love with him

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Draco: Seriously you have to stop joking about your traumas!

Harry: Haha, and what are you going to do? Tell my mom?!

Draco: Harry…

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Lucius: Potter’s eyes are blue, right?

Draco: They’re green, with hints of light blue when the light hits just right

Lucius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Draco: Last night at 01:20 a.m when he was laughing about something that Weasley said

Lucius: Right… And when is my birthday?

Draco:

Lucius: When is my birthday, Draco

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