incorrect drarry

Ron: It’s for me. It’s my nightmare.

Draco: And one of them is dead!

Blaise: Then I’m sorry for him.

Harry: I'm sorry is this OUR broken nose? Stay out of it.

Draco: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

Draco: Not in this exact moment, are you blind or something

Draco: Same, we have so much in common I think we need to get married.

Draco: *throws Ron Weasley to the punch*

Harry: nice dick tho

Harry: You know what? I’m going to start dating him even harder!

Harry: Could you get over it I only called you demon ONCE in a fight

Harry: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

Harry: All the above. In that order, probably

Ron, unable to tell if he’s joking or not: Ah…