hollering

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the seattle kraken have the potential to do something SO FUNNY tomorrow for a team that was said to have a 0% likelihood to make it to round 2 of the playoffs

almost game time I hope my boys drank their silly juice, I hope they’re wearing clown shoes on skates, I hope we get to watch nathan mackinnon my beloved kill a man on center ice just to watch him die

seattle kraken fans boo whenever cale makar has the puck which is like, I get it regarding the circumstances, but you realize you’re booing little stroopwaffle boy. little climbs out of the window to pee because he lets his roommates lock him in the basement because they have a toddle stroopwaffle boy. little slushee as a treat stroopwaffle boy. little good at mowing grass stroopwaffle b

this has become a liveblog thread. imagine y/n is matty berniers and you’re sandwiched between BOTH cale makar and jt compher who decided that they both wanted to hug you during fight maintenance

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

there is no outcome of the game tonight that won’t emotionally spiritually metaphysically launch me off a cliff

death comes for us all i guess