a lot of my posts are about accosting and distracting the subway sandwich engineer™ with all sorts of tricks and capers

guys dont tell anyone but i stole a bunch of veggies and ham and shit from subway i just reached over the counter and shoved it in my big pockets while the guy was all distacted

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softass meetup. come join me in my crystal mansion on the holo net astral plane

haha it sounds like bane is talking about his penis thats hilarious

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