soda elf

absolute unit

Reblog to actually save a life

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

Cannot overstate how important this is. Baking soda also does a good trick, but this is still just so, so important!!

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

holy crap Adventure Time

Didn’t need that heart anyway.

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

HAPPY HALLOOWEN FOLKS

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September