Certified chaos creature

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

some of y'all were never carried on a wolf's back to corrupt humanity and it shows :/

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

"2 step verification" i can delete u in 5 seconds

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

CMON SENSHIIIII

SENSHI SENSHI SENSHI!!!

being a moon knight fan is so hard because every other month theres a new rumor that hes coming back to the MCU and never has it ever been true

*taps mic* Rocky should've been on the tumblr sexyman poll instead of Grace. *leaves*

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

But I don’t wanna…

i see a lot of criticism towards 17776 along the lines of “ugh if humanity actually stopped aging or dying and people really did just live forever they would not spend their time playing football… that is not what EYE would do with MY time…. this is so unrealistic….. clearly the author just wanted to write about sports 🙄😒” and like. yeah. yes. exactly. jon bois is a sports writer and sports analyst who wanted to examine why people love sports and why sports have cultural staying power and why he especially finds sports compelling and what sports have to say about the human condition and our ability to care. so he made up a fake scenario about humans being immortal and then he made it about sports. and he wrote about sports. the story is titled ‘what sports will look like in the future.’ if that isn’t something that you can vibe with then maybe the story simply is not for you

And even if you think that!! Give it a chance!! I fucking hate football and think it’s a dumb sport, but I loved 17776. It almost made me cry a few times.