Going Insane Sexy Style

i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

btw today at work i was taking a very old woman’s order and she looked down at my name tag and asked me if blue was my real name (normal interaction i have constantly because blue is my real name) but when i said yes she said, i swear to jesus christ, “HAH. BLUE, you should’ve been named GAY!” and then just. kept talking to me like normal. so like. uh. was that a microagression or

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks