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Donald, laying facedown on the floor: listen everything is totally fine

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Lena: I wanna be in love but also yikes.

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Louie: my only talent is breathing.

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Louie: I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.

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Violet: if you ask me what book I'm reading I'll either go into a long winded and enthusiastic summary of the entire thing or just lift the book to show you the title and keep reading.

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Violet: I don't understand why people think that technology is making us antisocial. I will ignore you just as easily with a book as I will with my cell phone.

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jose: what's the word for horny but not in like a sexual way? like I'm horny for halloween, but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin, you feel?

donald: do you. mean.... excited?

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donald: come on guys we're going

panchito: shotgun!

jose: aw but you had it last ti-

panchito: no, i found a shotgun! *cocks gun* and i want front seat! :)

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jose: I fucked up. I was helping dewey with his math homework, and told him to “hold up 11 fingers” and he started to panic and I didn't realize why until he screamed “UNCLE JOSE I ONLY HAVE TEN!!”

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huey: what's one of your biggest weaknesses?

louie: im uncooperative

huey: ok give me an example

louie: no.

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Webby: imagine if your fridge did what you do to it every day, every half hour goes to your room, opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

Dewey: that's terrifying actually.

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Louie: my only talent is breathing.

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Huey: the worst part of parallel parking is the witnesses.

Louie: no witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking.

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therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

donald: no, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

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huey: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one!

webby: yeah break their bones. they have 206 of those

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louie: a spoon full of nutella counts as lunch right?

huey: louie that will kill you.

louie: im only allergic to like 4 things in it

huey: exhibit a.

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donald: me, jose, and panchito-

della: are getting married?

donald: what? no. we-

della: sit down. i planned the whole thing

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