need to tickle the back of your balls with the tip of my tongue while i massage your head with my throat

sorry meant to post this on linkedin

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

Omg pjackk is gone again

CONTRIBUTE TO THE POISON FUND #POISONFUND $PJACK9

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

We’re forgiving all his war crimes now?

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems