Socalandia OCG

I bought this Fit Bike Co. Bmx the other night for $45 and a case of beer and a gram of crack cocaine. Actually, the guy asked for $30 and a gram of Crystal meth- I told him all I had was $45 and the other $10 I had left I needed to save to buy a bike lock if he sold me the bike. He didn't wanna do it cuz he said he needed the meth more than money at the moment but then at the last second he sold it to me for the $45. It was in a parking lot at 12am.

- John Goast [re-posted from my Facebook.]

(Short Story/ work of fiction and art by John Goast.)

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1013448702374747&id=100011288806845

Socalandia presents:

HORROR/ EXPLOITATION MOVIE REVIEWS!! WATCH GANG TAPES!!

"We are criminalz!"- 12/10/18 [copied from socalandia tumblr, blog ]

All of our writers!- John Goast, Sean Yost and yours truely socal/ OCG editor, 'Big Shooter.-

Going to jail soon. FSC × Scum Skates + Socalandia × OCG.

"G-s up! Ho's Down!"

https://youtu.be/f271oa-9Kts

We are all going to jail and our writing careers are taking a hiatus!- Me (Sean Yost), John Goast and our editor, 'Big Shooter.' Hopefully, it will only be for a few months. We might have to post the 'Evil Xmas Eve 2019 Double Feature' and the 'F*ck Christmas! Movie of 2019' both early before the cops get us. Hahaha

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0072271/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0092076/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_6