Henry Cavill's Ass Stan Account

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THESE

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

Wake up besties, new chef dropped

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

what do red pandas even do

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

This could be a TV show. Just, middle and upper class people who dump things illegally get their shit brought back to their house and they are put on the spot to explain why they thought it was ok to dump a boat somewhere random in the city.

That woman is my hero.

She’s having a good time

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Holy shit what

what how did you do that

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Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.