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i cant believe people actually go into shops using these tips and thinking that theyll work

“cry if lp catches you, sob and say you are poor and are so sorry”

ive seen this tip a million times from screenshots of ‘borrowing’ tiktok.. 

real Iifters know that shit is dumb and will never work.

L0$$ PR3VENTlON DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU. majority of lp get off on arresting people who Iift, even if theyre poor or homeless. they’re even less likely to care if youre an alternative teenage girl who was steaIing eyeliner from t@rget. 

What you will need is :

1) a decently sized STRUCTURED PURSE don't even think of lifting pallets if you dont have a structured purse

2) once you have your purse use the take two and put one back method most stores dont have cameras so if that's your case then your main focus is the employees

3) when you are ready to shove the pallet into your purse make sure you use the second pallet to block the view of what you are doing

4) for smaller pallets use the same method but remember to use a bigger one to block the view of the smaller one so they think you only have one in your hands

5) once you are ready to conceal the smaller pallet use the same method as before drop the smaller pallet into your STRUCTURED PURSE while at the same time use the bigger pallet to block the view of what are doing

I hope this helps love

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