university is just *makes appointment* *fills water bottle* *updates google calendar* *buys shitty campus food* *answers emails* *makes another appointment* *stares at review page for thirty minutes* *laptop battery dies* *eats all your snacks as soon as you get to the library* *more emails* *walk behind slow people*

u ever eat something just cuz its carbs? like it doesnt even taste that good, ur stomach just Wants it?

moms be like dress feminine for this special occasion or i will fucking kill you

moms be like dress feminine for this special occasion or i will fucking kill you

oh to be a goth background character in invader zim… look cool as fuck and then die young from some sort of unbelievable cartoon circumstance

i’m trying i’m trying i’m trying i’m trying i’m trying

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out