spraypaint a bridge today doitdoitdoitdoit its fun

IVE FOUND IT AT LAST

ph my fuckning gog

I needed this advice four years ago.

I want to marry her

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).

Imagine how sick it would be if street art were legal and every inch of every sidewalk and wall were covered in spraypaint instead of being covered up in ugly grey or power washed away. Something I think about often

To be clear there was no explosive; "hill bomb" is just what the event is called.

"In a Sunday morning statement, SFPD said a total of 117 people were arrested — 83 juveniles and 34 adults; witnesses said the adults were largely teenagers." HUH???!?! BWWUHHHH?!!?!?!? TEENAGERS ARE KIDS??!???!?? HOW MANY OF THE 34 """ADULTS""" WERE KIDS??? HELLO????

18 and 19 year olds don't exist? Moron

7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper

Gravity legally cannot hurt you if you scream "NO GODS NO MASTERS" immediately before impact

I'm not a Born in the Wrong Generation type person for anything except that I know my calling was to be an evil vizier. I'm so fucking mad I will never have a chance to give a flourish and a deep bow and creep back into the shadows with flashing eyes and say shit like "your wish is my command," I will never poison the sultan's rose water tea, I will never be the most cunning and sharp-tongued eunuch in the imperial court, I will never share schemes with the courtesans and jealous servants with my mouth coyly concealed behind a hand mirror, I will never know the dark joy of kinslaying my golden-haired brother the jarl while hunting a white hart in the old woods, I will never be the black-veiled empress-dowager manipulating my kind-hearted but weak and oafish son on the throne, fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!

Okay and?? Yu-Gi-Oh cards can be masterpieces. They can depict something that sparks emotion and you can find deep meaning in one. This card can truly symbolize the simplicity between life and death, good and evil, right and wrong. And be a card in a deck.

Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it