Queen of the Eyesores

those three dilfs from mamma mia are so lucky they're in a romantic comedy and are only faced with undetermined paternity hijinks when they accept a mysterious out-of-the-blue invitation to an island and don't end up in some scary horror movie plot like the menu or the most dangerous game or scooby-doo 2002

i invite a party of my mother's ex lovers to my beautiful island wedding and the sole survivor of The Hunt gets to be my father

please please please let me get what i want september

please please please let me get what i want october

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.

A proper detective should be like a force of nature; like an avenging angel conjured into existence in a puff of eccentricities to unravel the crime and right the wrong. Their backstory is irrelevant.

#columbo rose out of venice beach fully formed like aphrodite boiling out of seafoam#flanked by cherubs bearing a trench coat and cigar

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself