Gavin is a rat man and I love him for it UwU

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’VE GOT 7 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT MONEY. OBVIOUSLY I’M WORKING WITH INSURANCE AND THE BANK TO BUMP THAT NUMBER DOWN BUT FOR NOW i’M PUTTING UP A GOFUNDME

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My health is actually failing. I’m not being dramatic when I say I could die If I don’t get the medical help I need.

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and I am disabled and trans. I am jobless due to my illnesses and I am currently without any necessary resources to survive, be healthy, stable, or safe..

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“Aren’t you the cutest m*therphcker? I’m gonna phckn’ steal you.”

Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-

Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.

Gavin: ...

Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.

Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.

Nines: Where was I before?

Gavin: 9.

Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.

Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.

~~~A few weeks later~~~

Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.

Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!

Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!

Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him

Tina: Creative but very probable!

*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*

~~~About an hour later~~~

Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!

Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.

Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...

Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER

and then the next morning, RK900 shows up at his door, and he’s horrified to realize that wasn’t just a really really good dream, he ACTUALLY ordered some sort of big ass military-model looking Dom motherfucker, and he knows this must be him because no actual military-model would be this goddamn pretty

(aaaaand also have Connor’s face, we don’t need to uh. think about that. too hard.)

IT REALLY WAS ALL A DREAM

RK900 was found by Connor in Cyberlife tower and activated as a deviant, but his skill-set is still all about hunting people down but he doesn’t want to be a killer or join the military, so Being A Detective sounds like the best option, and he determines that since Detective Gavin Reed has the highest rate of cases solved, then that’s the human he needs to partner with to become the bestest detective

and Connor can’t talk him out of it bc he just now woke up and doesn’t really understand the concept of people being mean bc that’s inefficient?? surely Detective Reed will see reason :)

but then when he gets there, he’s almost sent away so he says he wants to be Reed’s partner and Detective Reed DOES listen to reason! HA!! :) :)

except the way Reed talks about him and gives him orders and tells him how pretty he is--the detective seems to have mistaken him for a companion model? RK900 does not understand how that happened bc he is a military model. he was designed to be large and intimidating and scary, and (he took this as Objective Fact, not being mean) he’s heard how the Cyberlife employees and even the other officers at the precinct talk about him, and how weird and creepy and inhuman he is and how he couldn’t ever be anything other than a killer, OBVIOUSLY

but then

then this human

calls him pretty and beautiful and gorgeous, and only asks that he do a little cleaning (cleaning is Good. it is Efficient), and otherwise lay around and “look pretty” and gives him some paperback books to read, which are Fascinating, and there are cats here! meow! meow! hello!!

his new human even gets him a collar and pretty cat ears and a matching tail, and never, ever scans as afraid or disgusted of him, and like ...

fuck the DPD

***

Connor gets a message from Nines that he no longer wants to be a detective and that he has found a new, happier profession, and after a week of frantic searching, he finally breaks into Detective Reed’s apartment because surely Gavin must have killed or kidnapped him, and finds Nines lounging on the couch with a book and a cat purring on his chest, in a skimpy little maid uniform, with a vibrator shoved up his ass, living his GODDAMN BEST LIFE