There's Always Something

Ok, with today’s announcement that Benedict will be voicing Shere Khan in Andy Serkis’ upcoming film ‘The Jungle Book’, this is just so much funnier. Now Benedict will have played Sherlock, Khan, and Shere Khan!^.^

Perfect!

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

Oh god

Let the screaming begin!

eeeek!

I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

Fuck genderswapping, I hereby demand that all cast and characters of any future Sherlock remake be replaced with cats and kittens.

Caterson

My first kiss head canon is at Baker Street. Sherlock is trying to convince John to stay there where it’s safe while he runs off and does something equal parts stupid and heroic. John’s all “lol, not on your life” and Sherlock tries being nasty and abrasive, but it’s no use because John knows him for real. Finally Sherlock’s like “please” with his for-serious sad face and John starts to argue with him “if I’m not going, you’re not going” and “it’s just the two of us against the rest of the world” and “this is just as much my problem as it is yours” and Sherlock’s so fed up and frustrated by this point he grabs John, trying to reason with him, but they end up grappling with each other and shouting and letting out all the pent up frustration and they say at the same time, “YOU LEFT ME!” It’s dead quiet. They’re just staring at each other in that way they always do and it’s like THEY KNOW and they don’t have to say anything else. Sherlock backs away. Like, the keeping-eye-contact backing away, about to leave the flat and go down the stairs alone and John just says his name, all soft and broken and pissed as all hell and Sherlock is immediately drawn back by the sound and kisses him. And kisses him and kisses him and then leaves without a word and John’s too stunned to follow after him.