mermble

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

Taika Waititi MUST complete the trifecta and give us a show about gay cowboys alongside the gay vampires and gay pirates

alright THAT'S IT *relocks your tragic backstory*

Thank you.

i like thinking about things critically but i also like not giving a fuck too so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

coronavirus stop ittttttt. like for real STOP

*i take off my robe and wizard hat*

lmaooo you got kicked out of the wizards union

i hate it here

Uh, honey? They're nailing squidward to the cross

amazing how Lil Nas X changed my entire association of the words "call me by your name" from extremely bad to literally the best

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

you had to be there, your honor