Big bang

swedish girls are like “tonight ur gonna get the ströp” 

need you to know ströp means to strangle/choke

i’m not complaining

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

Fortnite 2 is taking a weird turn.

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

This scene gets me EVERY TIME.